Don't think I'll do it? Tri- me!!

Well I guess it's my turn and as usual - last and late - what can I say it's the way I'm wired...sassy and bratty and comfortable in the limelight. It might have something to do with my little authority problem and not liking being told what to do. Ooo I hate that and have just enough spite to do whatever it is anyway. Either way I'm here and not square.

So what is my role and how did I get involved? Well, I'm exceptionally charming, even funnier and deceptively angelic. As soon as you think I 'wouldn't dare', is when you turn around tri-ing to find me because I'm off doing whatever it is. I'll tri almost anything once and work really hard to not say never!! I'm wildly committed to doing my best, accomplishing my goals and/or having a good laugh at my own expense. This entertaining package also comes with a propensity for being remarkably offensive and domineering while fluidly exclaiming profanities that seem out of context. I'll apologize for it but keep on saying it - F@&% is my favorite word. It makes me feel better to use it and I've enthusiastically embraced this fact. I tri to pull off being ladylike and classy but it just comes out as "GDit, who Fing farted!! Why do I even hang out with you pigs!?" See what I mean - it doesn't fly very far. Either way I will never think that farting is funny and implore crazybiach to keep her sphincter in check. As for crazybiach I've known her for almost 4 years and have shared or been the accomplice in many adventures. I am otherwise new to the world of alaskagrrrl and looking forward to this new chapter of tri-umphs. This is what CBS gets for denying me both my applications for The Amazing Race. I've always said I'd make great TV! They'll be soooorrry!!

As for the picture what can I say. I love to laugh and apparently show my nostrils. They appear more frequently in pictures than I care to share. They seem to have a mind of there own and often go nare in nare with the fluids that come shooting out as mentioned in the previous blog entry. I tend to fulfill this novelty of the pee, vomit, nare juice tri-fecta. Our "bleaders" can count on pictorial documentation of our wily ways and follies. Because if there is anything I CAN guarantee it's that I am a champ when it comes to maneuvering a camera in that "perfect storm" and will capture all ridiculousness that is sure to follow our tri, tri, tri-s.